Monkey Island 1 : insult swordfighting

Average rating : Published by Slay3r on November 5th, 2010
Are you ready to Monkey Kombat, sailor ?


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Are you ready to Monkey Kombat, sailor ?

This quiz was meant to check if you remember Guybrush Threepwood's best replies in The secret of Monkey Island, the first game of the saga ! Enjoy !
Question 1

"You fight like a dairy farmer."

I hope now you've learned to stop picking your nose.
And I've got a little tip for you. Get the point?
How appropriate, you fight like a cow.
Question 2
"There are no words for how disgusting you are."

I'd be in real trouble if you ever used them.
I wanted to make sure you'd feel comfortable with me.
Yes there are. You just never learned them.
Question 3
"I once owned a dog that was smarter than you."

I'm glad to hear you attended your family reunion.
He must have taught you everything you know.
How appropriate, you fight like a cow.
Question 4

"People fall at my feet when they see me coming."

Even before they smell your breath?
So you got that job as a janitor, after all.
I hope you have a boat ready for a quick escape.
Question 5
"I've got the courage and skill of a master swordsman!"

I'd be in real trouble if you ever used them.
And I've got a little tip for you. Get the point?
Too bad no one's ever heard of you at all.
Question 6
"Only once have I met such a coward!"

I'm glad to hear you attended your family reunion.
He must have taught you everything you know.
I've heard you were a contemptible sneak.
Question 7

"Have you stopped wearing diapers yet?"

You make me think somebody already did.
So you got that job as a janitor, after all.
Why, did you want to borrow one?
Question 8
"Nobody's ever drawn blood from me and nobody ever will!"

Too bad no one's ever heard of you at all.
You make me think somebody already did.
You run that fast?
Question 9
"If your brother's like you, better to marry a pig."

You make me think somebody already did.
How appropriate, you fight like a cow.
I wanted to make sure you'd feel comfortable with me.
Question 10
"Soon you'll be wearing my sword like a shish kebab!"

So you got that job as a janitor, after all.
I hope now you've learned to stop picking your nose.
First you'd better stop waving it like a feather-duster.
Question 11

"My last fight ended with my hands covered with blood."

Even before they smell your breath?
I hope now you've learned to stop picking your nose.
You make me think somebody already did.
Question 12
"Now I know what filth and stupidity really are."

I'm glad to hear you attended your family reunion.
First you'd better stop waving it like a feather-duster.
So you got that job as a janitor, after all.
Question 13
"Every word you say to me is stupid."

I wanted to make sure you'd feel comfortable with me.
Yes there are. You just never learned them.
Your hemorrhoids are flaring up again, eh?

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Author : Slay3r
Difficulty : Easy
Tags : secret, monkey, island, vi...(more)
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