| Find the right reply ! Ok, I had to do this one too ! Since there was no monkey kombat in Monkey Island 2 - LeChuck's revenge, here is a quiz on the third game, Escape from Monkey Island ! I won't do a quiz on Monkey 4 because I stopped playing after 15 minutes because it wasn't funny and I don't even know if there was an insult fight in it :) |
Question 1
Today, by myself, twelve people I’ve beaten.
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I'm surprised you can count that high!![]()
From the size of your gut, I’d guess they were eaten.![]()
Why, are you studying to be a nurse?
Question 2
Give up now, or I’ll crush you like a grape!
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I would if it would stop your wine-ing.![]()
How appropriate, you fight like a drunkard.![]()
But I thought you only drank milk ?
Question 3
I’ve got muscles in places you’ve never even heard of.
Question 4
My ninety-eight year old grandmother has bigger arms than you!
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Yeah, well there are doctors for that.![]()
Yeah, but we've both got better bladder control than you do.![]()
I always knew there was a reason to your diminished skills.
Question 5
I’m going to put your arm in a sling!
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Why, are you studying to be a nurse?![]()
I thought you wanted to fight ?![]()
Hum I'd rather like you kept pants on.
Question 6
My stupifying strength will shatter your ulna into a million pieces!
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So you did quit med school after accidental lobotomy !![]()
Ungh... I thought that the bean dip had a strange taste.![]()
I'm surprised you can count that high!
Question 7
Hey, look over there!
Question 8
Your arms are no bigger than fleas I’ve met!
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Oh... so that's why you're scratching... I’d go see a vet.![]()
They must have taught you everything you know.![]()
Too bad you never fought someone your size.
Question 9
People consider my fists lethal weapons!
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No wonder you never used your hands to take a shower.![]()
Fortunately, you never learned to use them.![]()
Sadly, your breath should be equally reckoned.
Question 10
Only once have I met such a coward!
Question 11
Your knuckles I’ll grind to a splintery paste.
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I thought that the bean dip had a strange taste.![]()
Why, are you studying to be a nurse?![]()
Sorry Charlie, no time for culinary tests.
Question 12
You’re the ugliest creature I’ve ever seen in my life.
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I'm sad to hear you couldn't attend your family reunion.![]()
Oh I remember now, that's what your mother asked me to tell you.![]()
Well I’m shocked that you never have gazed at your wife.
Question 13
My forearms have been mistaken for tree trunks!
Question 14
I’ve out-wrestled octopi with these arms!
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I’m sure that spineless creatures everywhere are humbled by your might.![]()
So they left with your legs ?![]()
I'm glad to hear you attended your family reunion.
Question 15
Do I see quivers of agony dance on your lip?
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It's words of wisdom telling you to quit.![]()
No, just a smile to your apocalyptic wits.![]()
It’s laughter that’s caused by your feathery grip.
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