Monkey Island 3 : insult fighting

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Ok, I had to do this one too ! Since there was no monkey kombat in Monkey Island 2 - LeChuck's revenge, here is a quiz on the third game, Escape from Monkey Island ! I won't do a quiz on Monkey 4 because I stopped playing after 15 minutes because it wasn't funny and I don't even know if there was an insult fight in it :)

Question 1

Today, by myself, twelve people I’ve beaten.

I'm surprised you can count that high!

From the size of your gut, I’d guess they were eaten.

Why, are you studying to be a nurse?

Question 2

Give up now, or I’ll crush you like a grape!

I would if it would stop your wine-ing.

How appropriate, you fight like a drunkard.

But I thought you only drank milk ?

Question 3

I’ve got muscles in places you’ve never even heard of.

It's too bad there's no brain to use them.

It's too bad you didn't take them with you.

It’s too bad none of them are in your arms.

Question 4

My ninety-eight year old grandmother has bigger arms than you!

Yeah, well there are doctors for that.

Yeah, but we've both got better bladder control than you do.

I always knew there was a reason to your diminished skills.

Question 5

I’m going to put your arm in a sling!

Why, are you studying to be a nurse?

I thought you wanted to fight ?

Hum I'd rather like you kept pants on.

Question 6

My stupifying strength will shatter your ulna into a million pieces!

So you did quit med school after accidental lobotomy !

Ungh... I thought that the bean dip had a strange taste.

I'm surprised you can count that high!

Question 7

Hey, look over there!

Yeah, yeah, I know: it’s a three headed monkey.

I would if it would stop your whining.

I wouldn't risk my life for this nice sunset.

Question 8

Your arms are no bigger than fleas I’ve met!

Oh... so that's why you're scratching... I’d go see a vet.

They must have taught you everything you know.

Too bad you never fought someone your size.

Question 9

People consider my fists lethal weapons!

No wonder you never used your hands to take a shower.

Fortunately, you never learned to use them.

Sadly, your breath should be equally reckoned.

Question 10

Only once have I met such a coward!

I'm glad to hear you attended your family reunion.

He must have taught you everything you know.

Yeah, yeah, I know: it was a three headed monkey.

Question 11

Your knuckles I’ll grind to a splintery paste.

I thought that the bean dip had a strange taste.

Why, are you studying to be a nurse?

Sorry Charlie, no time for culinary tests.

Question 12

You’re the ugliest creature I’ve ever seen in my life.

I'm sad to hear you couldn't attend your family reunion.

Oh I remember now, that's what your mother asked me to tell you.

Well I’m shocked that you never have gazed at your wife.

Question 13

My forearms have been mistaken for tree trunks!

I first thought you were a vegetable myself. And I still do.

An over-the-counter defoliant could help with that problem.

Your knuckles I’ll grind to a splintery paste.

Question 14

I’ve out-wrestled octopi with these arms!

I’m sure that spineless creatures everywhere are humbled by your might.

So they left with your legs ?

I'm glad to hear you attended your family reunion.

Question 15

Do I see quivers of agony dance on your lip?

It's words of wisdom telling you to quit.

No, just a smile to your apocalyptic wits.

It’s laughter that’s caused by your feathery grip.


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