Question 1
Which of these answers describes real-life goats?
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I use my tongue to torment others, dragging cars, humans and other enormous, mechanical objects and slinging them about in powerful bursts of chaos.![]()
The other goats like it when I flag my tongue at them to show them how manly I am. If I’m really feeling randy, I can twist my head and neck until I can reach all the way around and pee on my face. Yeah, I’m too sexy for my horns.
Question 2
Which of these answers describes real-life goats?
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I never eat, but can cavort through city and country on turbo jet-pack fuel and annihilate entire dancing populations in a single, full throttle ragdoll pummeling.![]()
Food is my life. I prefer trees and weeds to grass, and I hate tin cans. I have to eat constantly to survive. I burp for fun and then chew up my food better the second and third time around.
Question 3
Which of these answers describes real-life goats?
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I leap and jump with agility, but only head butt when I’m playing with friends or establishing dominance with my complaining herd mates.![]()
The head and horn work in divine harmony as a weapon of mass destruction. I can conquer the world with nothing but deftly placed swipes of my noggin.
Question 4
Which of these answers describes real-life goats?
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I can fly.![]()
I, most definitely, cannot fly. But I will climb on your car and make dents in your hood if I’m not in a fence. Seriously
Question 5
Which of these answers describes real-life goats?
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I am Satan.![]()
Am, really, just a goat. Who made that up, anyway, about sheep going to heaven and goats going to hell? I should head butt them.
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