Mayhem Goat or Pasture Goat? Test your skill.

Average rating : Published by azar on April 2nd, 2014
Are you a goat expert?


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Question 1
Which of these answers describes real-life goats?

I use my tongue to torment others, dragging cars, humans and other enormous, mechanical objects and slinging them about in powerful bursts of chaos.
The other goats like it when I flag my tongue at them to show them how manly I am. If I’m really feeling randy, I can twist my head and neck until I can reach all the way around and pee on my face. Yeah, I’m too sexy for my horns.
Question 2
Which of these answers describes real-life goats?

I never eat, but can cavort through city and country on turbo jet-pack fuel and annihilate entire dancing populations in a single, full throttle ragdoll pummeling.
Food is my life. I prefer trees and weeds to grass, and I hate tin cans. I have to eat constantly to survive. I burp for fun and then chew up my food better the second and third time around.
Question 3
Which of these answers describes real-life goats?

I leap and jump with agility, but only head butt when I’m playing with friends or establishing dominance with my complaining herd mates.
The head and horn work in divine harmony as a weapon of mass destruction. I can conquer the world with nothing but deftly placed swipes of my noggin.
Question 4
Which of these answers describes real-life goats?

I can fly.
I, most definitely, cannot fly. But I will climb on your car and make dents in your hood if I’m not in a fence. Seriously
Question 5
Which of these answers describes real-life goats?

I am Satan.
Am, really, just a goat. Who made that up, anyway, about sheep going to heaven and goats going to hell? I should head butt them.

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